Zamikos Makos (Cyclops, Techno-Smithy) Approved

[Makos]

Player Name: Steve
G-Mail: Spornbida
Link to Ledger: Here

Character Name: Lt. Zamikos Dimiourgós Makos
Alias: Zam, Zee, Mik-Mak (though it's been a 150 years ...)
Race: Cyclops [CB1, Pg 88]
O.C.C.: Techno Smithy // Weapons & Armor Focus [Three Galaxies, Pg 84]
Alignment: Unprincipled
XP Level: 5 EP Spent to Advance Starting Level
XP Points: 25,622 (UG 08FEB23)
Next Level @ XP: 32,001

XP Table

Techno-Smithy [DB6, Pg 95]
Lvl XP
1 0,000 - 2,650
2 2,651 - 5,300
3 5,301 - 11,000
4 11,001 -21,000
5 21,001 - 32,000
6 32,001 - 42,000
7 42,001 - 62,000
8 62,001 - 90,000
9 90,001 - 120,000
10 120,001 - 170,000
11 170,001 - 220,000
12 220,001 - 290,000
13 290,001 - 400,000
14 400,001 - 500,000
15 500,001 - 700,000

Sentiments/Non-Cyclops: Variable. In general he's a fan, some of his favorite drinking buddies are human.
Sentiments/Humans: Variable. In general he's a fan. Some of his favorite drinking buddies are human, some are Non-Human. His favorites are not afraid to pick up the tab ... he'd also point out he just answered this question.
Sentiments/CCW: These guy's aren't bad.
Sentiments/UWW: Zamikos is a fan of the UWW (in the Anvil Galaxy). No really, he has like 3 T-Shirts with their emblem, and most of his favorite things are kept in the UWW, including his dear old Mom.
Sentiments/Kreeghor: Sooo, these guys seem like buzzkills. I get that they threw off Splugorth shackles and stuff but they haven't exactly jumped on the bandwagon of sweet sweet Freedom, they became imperialists just like the Splugorth.
Sentiments/Tarlock: Don't know em, from what he's heard ... wouldn't care to.
Disposition: Zam is a fun guy, well he tries.
Insanity: None


ATTRIBUTES

• I.Q.: 19
• M.E.: 12
• M.A.: 13
• P.S.: 27 [Robotic]
• P.P.: 13
• P.E.: 23
• P.B.: 11
• SPD: 18

PHYSICAL DATA

• P.P.E.: 233
• M.D.C.: 43
• Horror Factor: 11
• Age: 241
• Sex: Male
• Height: 12’8"
• Weight: 800 lbs.

Natural Abilities

• IQ Skill Bonus: 5%
• Perception: 35% (+3%)
• Charm/Impress: 5%
• Invoke Trust/Intimidate: 25%
• Max. Encumbrance: 640 lbs.
• Max. Carrying Weight: 675 lbs. [Robotic]
• Max. Lifting Weight: 1350 lbs. [Robotic]
• Max. Jumping Ability: 27 ft Horizontal, 13 ft Vertical

Racial Abilities

• Heals 2D4 MD/Day
• Impervious to Lightning and Electricity (including M.D. and magic electricity/lightning; no damage)
• Resistant [1/2 Damage] from all other forms of energy (lasers, fire, etc., do half damage) including Psychic or Magic Energy

Special Abilities

• Lightning Javelins & Lightning Arrows
  Javelins: Light: 1D4x10 M.D., Medium: 1D6x10 M.D., Heavy: 2D6x1O M.D., Mega: 4D6x10 M.D.
  Javelins appear to be crooked rods pointed at both ends and range from six to ten feet (1.8 to 3 m) long.
  Effective range thrown (magically enhanced) is 1000 feet (305 m).
  Note that only a Cyclops can hurl a Lightning Javelin twice as far.
  Arrows: Light: 1D4x10 M.D., or Heavy: 1D6x10 M.D. Arrows can be designed to fit short bows, long bows, or crossbows.
  Like the javelins they appear as crooked rods.
  Effective range is 200 feet (61 m) farther than the normal bow weapon, 600 feet farther when fired by a Cyclops.
  
• Weapons & Armor Focus
  The Smithy has the ability to forge superior and magic melee weapons (axes, swords, maces, etc.). Standard weapons and armor are of superior
  quality and always have a keen blade or are very durable. Magic weapons can be forged and imbued with magic abilities in a similar fashion to talismans.
  Used in conjunction with the spell Enchant Weapon (Minor) [BOM Pg 152].
  [*] When the ritual is performed, any 1 melee weapon, 48 bolts/arrows or 72 bullets can be infused with mystical energy. The enchanted weapon(s) becomes a Mega-Damage structure that inflicts Mega-Damage for the duration of the spell. As a rule, an enchanted weapon inflicts an amount of Mega-Damage equal to twice its regular damage, i.e. an enchanted dagger inflicts 2D6 M.D., an arrow or weapons that once did 2D6 S.D.C. now do 4D6 M.D. and so on.
  [*] DL House Rules: 1) Disregard Max # of Casts Per Year, and 2) Enchant Weapon spell only needs to be cast once regardless of how many spell effects are added to the weapon.
  [*] NOTE: "Tech weapons such as Vibro-Blades, grenades, rail guns, energy rifles, etc., can not be enchanted" (Spell Text)
  [*] The mage can put a maximum of three spell-like abilities within the weapon they create.
  [*] Each ability can be used a maximum of 3x/Day.
  In addition to the Enchant Weapon (Minor) ritual, the mage must perform a ritual for each spell-like ability they put into a weapon.
  [*] 2 Hrs/Lvl of Spell Effect. MAX Spell Level 8
  [*] Base Skill: 35% +4%/L
  

Spell Knowledge
General-Cast Spells: 1/2 Duration, Damage, and Range
Enchant Weapon [Minor] (400 PPE, 1 Month/Lvl // or 1000 PPE +2d4 Permanent PPE, Permanent // BOM Pg 152)
Blinding Flash (1 or 4 PPE, 60' Range, Affectts 10' Radius, Blind 1d4 Melees, BOM Pg 91)
Sense Evil (2 PPE, L1, 90', 3 Min/L, BOM Pg 92)
Turn Dead (6 PPE)
Impervious to Fire (5 PPE)
Impervious to Energy (20 PPE, L3, 2 Min/L, BOM Pg 113)
Befuddle (6 PPE, L2, 2 Min/L, 100', BOM Pg 94)
Invisibility Simple (6 PPE, L3, 3 Min/L, BOM Pg 95)
Breathe Without Air (5 PPE, L3, 3 Min/L, BOM Pg 96)
Increase Weight (4 PPE, L1, 2 Min/L, 100', HU-GMG Pg 180)
Recycle Air (5 PPE, L3, Three Galaxies Pg 114)
Armor of Ithan (10 PPE, L3, 1 Min/L, 10MD/L, BOM Pg 96)
Carpet of Adhesion (10 PPE, L4, 10 Melees/L, 30'/L, BOM Pg 99)
Energy Field (10 PPE L4, 1 Min/L, 60', BOM Pg 101)
Shadow Meld (10 PPE L4, 2 Min/L, Self, BOM Pg 103)
Weightlessness (6 PPE, L2, 2 Melees/L, 60', HU-GMG Pg 181)
Chameleon (6 PPE)
Magic Net (7 PPE)
Watchguard (10 PPE)
Hide in Space (10+PPE, 1 Min/L, DB13, Pg 115)
Space Flight (15 PPE, 30 Min/L, Mach 1/L, DB13, Pg 117)
Strength of Utgard Loki/Might of Palladium [15 PPE, L5, Rifter #25, 30', 2 Melees/Lvl [+1 APM, +2 Strike, +2 Parry, +2d6+6 SDC/MDC, & PS becomes SN]]
Implosion Neutralizer (12 PPE)
Time Slip (20 PPE, BOM Pg 114, L6)
Lightning Arc (30 PPE, 1 Melee/Lvl, 100'/L, 4d6+2/L MD, BOM Pg 122, L8)
D-Phase (20 PPE, 1 Melee/L, Speed -75% while Phasing, BOM Pg 244, L7)
Ice (15 PPE, 50'/L, Wall [50 MD/L. 10'x10'x10' =10'/L], 5 Min/L, BOM Pg 112, L6)
Reverse

Penalties --- Performance of Skills is done in reverse, taking twice as long and is -20% to perform, and combat maneuvers are performed in reverse and all usual bonuses are turned into penalties (the reverse)!]

(18 PPE, 50', -1 Saving Throw!, Mysteries of Magic Pg 86, L6)



Racial Skills
Language: Troll/Giantese 98%
Language: Gobbley 98%
Language: Elven/Dragonese 98%
WP Archery
WP Targeting


O.C.C. Skills
Language: Trade One 98%
Literacy: Trade One 98%
Language: Trade Four 98%
Literacy: Trade Four 98%
Electrical Engineer 70% (+5%)
Mechanical Engineer 60% (+5%)
Spaceship Mechanics 57% (+5%)
Field Armorer & Munitions Expert 75% (+5%) ---- (instead of Armorer)
Sensory Equipment 65% (+5%)
Chemistry 65% (+5%)
Chemistry: Analytical 60% (+5%)
Metalwork and Forge 70% (+3%) ---- (instead of Metallurgy)
Computer Operation 75% (+5%)
Gemology 60% (+5%)
WP Energy Pistol
HtH: Basic


O.C.C. Related Skills

+2 Skills at 3, 6, +1 Skills at 9, & 12

Drive Repair 55% (+5%)
Salvage 65% (+5%)
Pilot: Spacecraft General 71% (+4%)
Demolitions 82% (+3%)
Demolitions Disposal 82% (+3%)
Lore: Galactic Aliens 40% (+5%, L3)
Trap Construction 40% (+4%, L3)


Secondary Skills

+2 additional at levels 3, 6, 9, 12, and 15. Per https://www.explorersunlimited.com/eu/v ... 29#p232729

WP Blunt
Brewing: Basic 50%/45% (+5%)
Prowl 40% (+5%)
Pilot: Jet Pack 63% (+4%)
[EP] Research 65% (+5%)
[EP] Appraise Goods 60% (+5%)
[EP] Barter Barter 51% (+4%)
[EP] Cook 60% (+5%)
Running (L3)
Physical Labor (L3)



Combat Data
HTH Type: Basic
Number of Attacks: 5

• Initiative Bonus: 0
• Strike Bonus: +1
• Parry Bonus: +2
• Dodge Bonus: +2
• HTH Damage Bonus: N/A (below)
• Bonus to Roll w/Punch: +4
• Bonus to Pull a Punch: +2
• Bonus to Disarm: N/A
  
  Restrained Punch 1D4 MD
  Punch 1D6 MD
  Power Punch 2D6 MD
  Kick 2D4 MD
  
  Other:
• P.P.E. Channeling: 5 per Level, Per Melee Action (So @ L5, 25PPE/Action max).
• IF PS SN ...

  Per GMG Pg 25
  Restrained Punch 5d6 SDC
  Punch 3D6 MD

Weapon Proficiencies
Aimed Shots: +3 to Strike Bonus (costs 2 actions)
Burst Shots: +1 to Strike Bonus
Called/Aimed Shots: +3 to Strike Bonus, 12+ Strike Roll Required (costs 3 actions)
Melee Called Shots: No bonus to Strike, No extra action cost
WP Archery +3 Strike, +1 Parry, +2 Disarm
WP Targeting +2 Strike
WP Energy Pistol +3 Strike
WP Blunt +2 Strike, +2 Parry


Saving Throw Bonuses

• Coma/Death:
• Magic (varies): +6
• Lethal Poison (14+): +4
• Non-Lethal Poison (16+): +4
• Drugs: +4
• Insanity (12+):
• Psionics (varies):
• Horror Factor (varies): +5

[Makos]

Gear Stats
Credits: 38,000

NE-07 Jet Pack

• 40 MD
• 360 MPH Max
• Range: 8,000 Miles/battery
• [2] NE-EB Batteries

Dimension Book 8, Naruni Wave 2, pg 43


Carried/In Hand

Metal Claw Wand [Iron]
A blunt Rod-like weapon of wrought iron with a clenched hand (~Wolfen sized) at one end
M.D.C.: (if armor or weapon, this is the default amount for such items unless increased through enchantment)
Damage: 4d6 MD
Magic Features

• The hand can open and close/grasp
• Impervious to Fire
• Can strike (or grab and hold) Energy beings, Entities, and Ghosts

Curse: None.
History: Makos acquired this in a friendly wager from another Smithy in the Warlock Navy
Book Reference: Mystic Russia Pg 126

Makos' (Enchanted) Long Bow

• Range: up to 1,500' (see archery skill)
• MD: 300/300
• Damage: Varies by arrow type
• Rate of Fire: (see archery skill)
• Payload: Per Quiver (or Spell)
• Weight: 16 lbs. (M.D. arrows are 3.5 lbs each)
• Features:
• Ice (250', Wall [250 MD], BOM Pg 112) --- 3x Daily
• Lightning Arc (5 Melees, 500' Range, 4d6+10 MD, +4 Strike within 100', BOM Pg 122) --- 3x Daily
• Time Slip (BOM Pg 114, L6, 20 PPE) --- 3x Daily
• Modifiers: None
• Book Reference: p.203, WB15
• History: Makos Forged this Temp Item.
• Duration: Feature Enchantments -- Duration 5 Months (Count beginning Deployment Day 1)

Quiver
• [12] Enchanted Standard Arrows [4d6+4 MDC]
• [18] Cyclops Lightning Arrows (Heavy) 1d6*10
• [6] Cyclops Lightning Arrows (Light) 1d4*10


Arm-Guard (L) - Enchanted
A piece of armor fitted to go over the upper left arm.
M.D.C.: 50
Magic Features

• [3x Daily] Strength of Utgard Loki/Might of Palladium [30', 10 Melees, +1 APM, +2 Strike, +2 Parry, +2d6+6 SDC/MDC, & PS becomes SN]

History: Makos Forged this Temp Item.
Duration: 4 Months

Arm-Guard (R) - Enchanted
A piece of armor fitted to go over the upper Right arm.
M.D.C.: 50
Magic Features

• [3x Daily] Armor of Ithan [50 MD, 5.00 Min]

History: Makos Forged this Temp Item.
Duration: 4 Months


Worn on Person

CAF Heavy Battle Armor

M.D.C. by Location:

• Helmet: 70
• Arms: 60 each
• Legs: 80 each
• Backpack: 40
• Main Body: 120

Weight: 25 lbs.; 10lbs. for backpack
Modifiers: -15% to prowl
Features:

• Power Backpack: stored energy equivalent to 10 E-clips
• Invisible to infrared & thermo-optics
• Laser communications suite built into helmet
• Targeting Sight: Range: 1,600 feet (488 m).
• Infrared Optics System : Range: 1,600 feet (488 m).
• Telescopic Monocular Lens: Range: 2 miles (3.2 km).
• Thermo-Imager: Range: 1600 feet (488 m). Special Bonus : +1 to Strike when the optics and targeting sight are engaged.

Book Reference: p.120, DB2



Utility Belt
Attachment points can be utilized to carry 1 each of the following item types: sidearm, magazine, E-clip, grenade, canteen, food ration pack, minor items or individual tools.
• Attachment: Naruni Multitool [DB2, Pg 143]
• Attachment: UWW Arcane Scanner ARS-500 [DB6, Page 108] -- Ley Line Sensors (3 miles), Sense SN Evil (450ft), Sense Magic (120ft), Decipher Magic, Presence Sense (120ft), See Aura, PPE Battery
• Attachment: [4] Throwing Knife
• Attachment: Flask/Canteen [2-Gallon]


Backpack
The backpack is padded, sealable, and lightly armored. Internal space can be utilized to carry a variety of items. Internal capacity is 30" long, 18" wide, and 6" deep. Items larger than a grenade will require more than one space.
• Space: 5 Spare Uniforms
• Space: 4 Spare Work Overalls (for Forging)
• Space: [Holographic Compact Computer with a few dozen books, ~20 audio-books, ~200 hours of music, full video runs of his own prior Holovid films]
• Space: 2 Bowling-ball sized Solid-Rubber balls (for Ody)
• Space:
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Stored in Vehicle


Stored in Room/Footlocker
• [60] Cyclops Lightning Arrows (Heavy) 1d6*10
• [60] Cyclops Lightning Arrows (Light) 1d4*10
• [24] Enchanted Standard Arrows [4d6+4 MDC]
• [120] Standard Arrows [2d6+2 SDC]
• Robotics Shop Kit - Medium [Bionics Book, Pg 68]
• Propane Forge Kit
• [Large] Home Brewing Kit
•
•
• (2) Multi-Optics Helmet (GMG Pg 189)
• (10) Crates of High Quality Wulfen Rum (OOC: Feels like they wouldn’t be human-sized mini-bottles)


NA-SW4 M.D.C. Bow -- Left in Room

• Range: up to 1,500' (see archery skill)
• Damage: varies by arrow type
• Rate of Fire: (see archery skill)
• Payload: 6 arrows can clip onto the bow; quivers hold 12, 20, or 24 arrows
• Weight: 24 lbs. (M.D. arrows are 3.5 lbs each)
• Features: None
• Modifiers: None
  • (Reg) P.S. 35+ required to use
  • SN P.S. 18+: can use M.D. arrows to inflict M.D.
• Book Reference: p.203, WB15

Arrows/Bolt Info

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Bracer/Bracelet of Friendship [?] - Enchanted
A piece of armor fitted to go over the forearm.
M.D.C.: 50
Magic Features

• [3x Daily] Energy Field [60 MD, 5.00 Min, 60', BOM Pg 101]

History: Makos Forged this Temp Item.
Duration: 5 Months

[Makos]

Where am I from?

"I was born on a planet called Vakaos in the Anvil Galaxy. But, when I was 50? 60? Just a kid really ... I went back to ye' old familial homestead back on Olympia [PB2, Pg 16]. Met my great grandmother who ... well you know grandmothers. She went on an on about how I was soooo damn handsome. She insisted on putting me in touch with a friend of hers in the entertainment industry, and lo and behold after a few weeks, I was a bona-fide Holo-Vid star. I was ... well I guess there was a little run on Cyclops' for about a decade. I kid you not, I got a part on this series as a semi-recurring villain, and Assassin-type who used to always say ... Maybe you should have slept, with 1 eye open ... No I'm serious, it was so kitschy!! Standing over his victims. I think there were 4 movies in the series? ..."

"I know you might be thinking, I am a bit short for one of my kind, but y'know. Nice smile ... wide shoulders, and humans and Wolfen ain't that big ... Easier to frame folks with a shot if their heights aren't too different. Oh Ohhhh, and I was in a weekly show for a couple seasons. The 1-Eyed Wonders. 'In a realm of the blind, the 1-Eyed are Kings ...' Man, I can't believe we used to say that tagline ... "

Am I really the Mikos Dimiour?

"Wow, yeah, I used to use that name. I was so young back then, and I thought it sounded cool. Oh gods but for years people would yell that silly tagline at me, demand I deliver it just randomly in stores ... on dates. I kid you not I half-joined the Warlock Navy to get outta the public eye. I haven't heard the name Dimiour in years and years now ... Ehh well, it is what it is."

What brings me here you ask?

"You humans never really want an answer to that question. Like a full and complete one. Because my answer would be that about 150 of your years ago, I lost a bet with a Jotan buddy of mine named Benji. Nice enough guy but not a rocket scientist. He want's to join the Space Marines. He saw this Holo-Vid and was all gung ho to join up because he saw this Titan-girl with a <cough> tight end so to speak, she was signing up at the booth and he was a smitten kitten. But, he wanted me along and had been trying to get me to sign-up for like a month to go with him instead of taking this trip I had booked to see Kalador [DB6, Pg 33], yeah Kalador, in the Pleasure Federation. Gah, I neever should have gone and taken that bet ... Now the thing is Benji was a dumbass, but we were drinking and ... long story short, he never should have been able to see straight let alone hit 3 bulls-eyes with a damn javelin when his eyeballs were damn floating, but ... then we were in Basic, hiking with packs uphill down hill, in space with a freaking pack, underwater with a pack ... All the time up until I got kicked up to the Smithy Corps., because someone's gotta fix all that shit the damn Minotaurs break hehehehe ..."

The Cyclops leans back into a formed plasti-metal seat that groans ever so slightly under his weight and hefted a tankard with a 5-gallon capacity and drinks, *I mean that's where the story should start. Then ya-know ... a few years learning to magik-shit up, been touring around the Three-Galaxies for a few decades ever since. Fought up and down and across dozens of worlds, though, y'know that was mostly like 100 pounds ago, when I fit in a smaller uniform. Last few years my passion project is making a nice Rum and I think I have it almost down, but things can vary a bit ... *

What's this at my feet?

Zamikos chuckles and reaches down to absently pat a mechanical canine lying near his boots and aggressively chewing on a solid rubber ball, "This? This is Odysseyus. He's named after a fella from one of those old stories my Grandma used to tell ... can't remember much about it but I think he was supposed to be pretty quick-witted. Ody here is a good boooooy yeah he is ... " <tosses the ball down the hall> "Ody has been with me for like a century now. He's a good companion and the girls love him, came to me from an old Minotaur buddy of mine named Nagrekk after he ended up catching a Khreegor cheating at poker down at a bar in Center. Since then he's been a good companion and saved my sorry behind on probably a dozen different occasions ... but my favorit was about 30 years ago but I can picture it in my minds eye like it was yesterday I swear you could almost see the shock on the face of one of those 10-foot Space-Beetles [DB2, Pg 91] when Ody suddenly latches onto its forearm ... fore-leg?? .... Whatever, bug and I, we're knocking each other up and down this orbital station near the Tyr Corridor ... and Ody comes outta nowhere, saved my ass the little fella did. He's been ship mascot over and over and is a fabulous wingman, if you need that kind of thing ..."

[Makos]

Odysseus --- Ody --- A Clockwork Wolf (Patron Item)

Unique Magical Construct
Alignment: animalistic automaton; effectively aberrant
Disposition: akin to that of a highly loyal canine companion; affectionate, playful, protective, and somewhat obedient
Attributes
I.Q.: 10 (High animal intelligence)
M.E.: N/A
M.A.: 16
P.S.: 20 (Robotic)
P.P.: 20
P.E.: N/A
P.B.: 16
Speed: 60
Physical Data
MDC: 150
P.P.E.: 50
Dimensions: 3' high, 5' long, 1.5' wide, 300 lbs.
Power System: Unknown
Average Life Span: Unknown, possibly eternal with proper maintenance & upkeep
Natural Abilities

• Invoke Trust or Intimidate: 60%
• Charm/Impress: 30%
• Leap to 10' high or across, double with a running start
• Max Carry Weight: 500 lbs.
• See Aura (100')

Combat Stats:

• Attacks per Melee: 3
• Modifiers: +4 to initiative, +6 to strike, +4 to dodge
• Bite: 2D6
• Restrained Attack:: 2D6+5
• Melee Attack: 1 M.D.

Saving Throw Bonuses

• Immune to (non-physical) psionics
• Immune to toxins of all types
• Requires no air or nourishment
• +8 vs Horror Factor

Skill Equivalents

• Prowl--90%
• Track by Smell--90%
• Swim--50%

Features of Note:

• A.R. is only applicable in S.D.C. dimensions
• Sturdy Construct: S.D.C. translates to M.D.C. in mega-damage dimensions
• P.P.E. is only accessible to owner
• Cannot be a familiar, only a companion
• Magically understands all languages, but cannot communicate aside from body language
• Regenerates 1D6 M/S.D.C. per day

General History: Shifters and Xenobiologists alike have cataloged these curious extra-dimensional mechanical constructs across the megaverse from obscure pocket dimensions to the the sprawl of the Three Galaxies. Their origins are a complete mystery, but master Dwarven techno-wizards of the UWW take credit for these seemingly living works of extraordinary craftsmanship and artistic skill. While incredibly rare to find, the behavior of these automatons is universally identical and they are the finest and most loyal of any possible companion.
Personal History: Ody came to Makos' after his former master, a Minotaur named Nagrekk caught a Khreegor cheating at poker down at a bar in Center. The bar fight ended up with Makos and Nagrekk getting the bad end of things, but Ody ended up attached to Makos after his prior master died.

[Makos]

POST HEADING

Code: Select all

Perception 35%: [roll]1d100[/roll]  
JIC d20:  [roll]1d20[/roll]
JIC d100:  [roll]1d100[/roll]  

Conditions: Impervious to Lightning and Electricity, Resistant [1/2 Damage] other forms of energy, Invisible to Infrared & Thermal Optics [Armor]


[HR][/HR]

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Old Cyclopean Phrases ...

[*] The dexterity of a _________! And only half the looks!
[*] If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't you happier?
[*] I guess I could just agree with _____, then we could both be wrong.
[*] _____ couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
[*] If you’re this bad with a Blaster/Rifle, I can only imagine how inept you are in the bedroom!
[*] I'm afraid, Sir, that you're suffering from delusions of adequacy
[*] Well done, I am sure the Great-Spirit of Futile-Ideas appreciates your devotion.
[*] You smells like a mix between toad turds and rancid minotaur breastmilk.
[*] Don’t worry, when the Mind Flayers come you’ll be safe.
[*] A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
[*] It is on occasion, entirely appropriate response to reality to go insane.
[*] Whoever has the bigger weapon typically has the better chance of imposing his definitions of reality.


[*] It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level!
[*] I didn't think anyone could be wholly incompetent, but I stand corrected!
[*] I'd insult your parents, but you probably don't know who they are!
[*] Careful, it is dangerous to use up your whole vocabulary in a single sentence!


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